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A Little Christmas Wisdom

Top 10 Things To Say about a Christmas Gift You Don’t Like:

10. Hey! There’s a gift!

9. Well, well, well ...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes that would’ve fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There
are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!

4. I love it—but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think—I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don’t deserve this!

Casey's gravatar Casey United States November 27, 2004

I have heard almost all of these jokes. I am not trying to be rude, just saying you need something else to make ppl laugh.
happy thanksgiving and merry christmas.
smile casey

allison's gravatar allison United States November 27, 2004

I hated all of those jokes. they weren’t funny in the least bit, god needs to smite you. YOU ARE THE DEVILS KIN. #### you , almighty ####ers.

Chris's gravatar Chris United States November 27, 2004

Merry Christmas to you too, allison!

You’ve probably seen this joke before because this post is nearly two years old.

What I’m asking myself is why would someone (possibly two friends) try to be clever and use two different names and email addresses, but be stupid enough to use the same computer with the same IP address (70.112.127.140) and post within one minute of each other?

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