There’s a collection of quotes from the now famous Baghdad Bob, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf: The Iraqi Minister of Information. Some of my favorites:
With Media Pictures of U.S. Troops Being Shown Standing Under the Giant Crossed Swords in Saddam’s Favorite Parade Grounds in Baghdad, While Giving a Press Briefing Around the Corner:
There you can see, there is nothing going on.
After Being Shown Footage of Iraqi Soldiers Surrendering:
Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all.