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Best Fight Scene of All Time

Lamest fighter in the worldI’ve seen some pretty good fight scenes in movies. The Burly Brawl and Neo’s fight with the Merovingian in The Matrix Reloaded were pretty good, but they don’t hold a candle to this fight scene! Go check it out real quick.

Back? Are you finished laughing? Was that not the worst fight scene ever recorded on film? People actually got paid to do that. After watching that fight, I would’ve demanded my money back if I was the one who financed it.

It’s so bad, it’s good though. The one-liners at the end make Schwarzenegger’s one liners look like literary masterpieces. I had to share it with others.

Russ's gravatar Russ United States March 24, 2006

Sorry, but I just couldn’t finish watching it. After about 20 seconds, I had all I could take…. lol.

Chris's gravatar Chris United States March 24, 2006

Oh man! The best part is the end. The one liners suck so bad, especially the guy’s. It even looks like he forgets what his line is for a split-second. I think it qualifies as the worst performed line in cinematic history.

Jared Cullison's gravatar Jared Cullison United States March 24, 2006

Wow. Uh…

I just don’t know what else to say.

Missy's gravatar Missy United States March 26, 2006

I think I’m with Jared. Wow. I’m at a loss for words. It’s almost like shock really. I wonder where I can get the soundtrack! Awesome…good stuff.

You’re right about the one liners…I think I’d ask for a heck of a lot more money if they wanted me to say something like that in a movie. Of course, they probably knew no one would ever see the movie. Man, that was bad.

Chris's gravatar Chris United States March 27, 2006

All the grunting, growling and yelling added so much to the scene too. Combine that with the soundtrack (made by Casio) and you’ve got a killer combination.

It has “Oscar” written all over it. Oh, wait. I meant it has “crap” written all over it.

les's gravatar les United States April 1, 2006

that was truly wonderful. The clip had me hooked.

Marina's gravatar Marina Moldova November 22, 2006

Hey, guys, I’d love to laugh a bit too…. but I am requested to log in before watch -as if to verify I am older than 18 :(
Did anyone downlaod this wonder? can you please send it to my -mail? lucycaterall at-sign yahoo.com.
How unfair it is to force people to create profiles simply to watch a video clip…

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