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Final Excuse Pro

Need a last minute excuse, but can’t think of one?  Are you always getting in trouble because you can never come up with good excuses?  Never fear.  Now you can use Final Excuse Pro.

This handy little app comes up with amazing excuses with just a click of a button.  For example:

You can’t blame me for my tardiness… the free muffin you get with every tenth methadone-assisted detox at Ronald McDone House elegantly fanned the flames engulfing my necrotic steam engine!

What person could possibly fault you with an excuse like that, huh?

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