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I Have A Fan!

I’ve run across one of the most insecure, immature morons I’ve ever seen recently. I “met” this fine gentlemen in my eBay Sucks Ass! entry a few days ago. The entry is me venting about how eBay insisted I log in twice within a couple minutes in order for me to bid. Unexpectedly, the entry caught the attention of the Google search engine, and people started coming from all over the place venting about how eBay screwed them over and why they hate eBay too. To date, there are 144 comments!

Near the end of those comments, a personal friend of mine who lives in Germany and happens to work for eBay left a small comment on the thread basically saying hello. Mr. Maturity shows up soon after leaving a comment that ended with personal attacks on my friend. I politely tell him that this person is a personal friend and that he should stop the personal attacks on her. Any normal human being would see their error and at least drop the personal attacks. Not Mr. Maturity!

He proceeds to unleash a couple of poorly written, misspelled torrents of bile and venom. The chest-thumping would’ve made any gorilla proud. I had seen enough and banned him from the site. Again, any normal human being would’ve dropped it long ago, but not Mr. Maturity!

I received an email from him this morning. He has apparently been doing some research on me. In his own words:

Would you like me to come to see you so you can tell me to shut my mouth in person ?  Born Oct 1974 ,32 live with your Mommy and daddy I`m off the rest of the week You punk !  Let me know if you think you da man !

Attached to the email was a map of where I live taken from Rand McNally. I guess he thought the map was going to intimidate me or something.

You can see two things immediately from the email. He doesn’t know how to use punctuation and his math skills aren’t all that hot. I’m 31, not 32. It’s true I live with my parents right now, but I’m not embarrassed by it. They kept me from going under financially and I’ll forever be grateful for it. I’ll be moving to Austin this summer anyway, now that I’m bringing in steady money.

In order for Mr. Maturity to know this, he would’ve had to have done some digging on my site. The fact that he won’t drop the issue and did research on where I live in order to try and intimidate me has placed him at the #1 spot on my “biggest idiot to visit the site” list.

mshortridge's gravatar mshortridge United States February 23, 2006

Its official, you’re famous. Right down to the obsessed nut job fans! Congrats!!! You just need Tabloid reporters chasing you were ever you go. LOL Maybe Mr. Maturity will have his Mommy and daddy drive him out to your house to drop him off so he can meet you face to face. Mr. Maturity, you basket case, if your reading this, thanks for the laugh.

Missy's gravatar Missy United States February 23, 2006

Sounds like Kevin was trying to compensate for his short comings in his emails. Dude’s mental and needs meds. Notice he never mentioned anything about being married or having a girlfriend. Gee, I wonder why? Girls don’t dig losers, that’s why. He sounds like a seriously immature jerk who has nothing better to do with his time than threaten people for no good reason. Boy, now THAT takes some balls. What a big, tough guy..oooohhh, watch out! You know, I almost feel sorry for the guy. He’s made a complete ass out of himself on the internet and then does it again and again. Poor guy, dumb as a post and has to resort to threatening innocent people to make himself feel like a bigger, better person. Sad…

Kelli's gravatar Kelli United States February 24, 2006

when are you freakin moving to austin?

Chris's gravatar Chris United States February 24, 2006

Hey Kelli, as I wrote in the post *cough* in the summer. And as soon as Kimber is ready.

Kelli's gravatar Kelli United States February 25, 2006

Haha thats what I get for skimming the post I guess…

Russ's gravatar Russ United States February 25, 2006

Hey Chris, by having your very own obessed fan, you now join the ranks of people like Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan. I wonder if your stalker friend will be moving out of his mom’s basement, and follow you to the big city of Austin as well?

Chris's gravatar Chris United States February 25, 2006

I’m not sure what my fan’s plans are. From reading one of his comments, I would imagine he wouldn’t want to move since he’s “living the American dream”. I know living in the boonies in Missouri doing powdercoating and fixing appliances is every American’s dream. Isn’t it?

medicdave's gravatar medicdave United States February 26, 2006

When you move, change the address on file with your registrar to that of a seedy brothel in Cleveland – that way, when your fan whois’s you again and decides to follow you, at least he might have a chance at losing his virginity while he’s at it… smile

Chris's gravatar Chris United States February 26, 2006

Ha! I might just do that.

perg's gravatar perg Norway March 6, 2006

ku mann

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