Kung Fu Quotes
- February 27, 2002
- 4 comments
I’m sure a lot of people have already seen these before, but they are hilarious.
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared like a mouse too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
chris may
November 12, 2004
“first i must visit my dead master’s grave” always cracks me up as well for some reason 
great site and good luck finding work. when this happens to me in england i pop down the job centre, who pay me just enough money (40 pounds) each week to keep me alive, and encourage me to apply for jobs i’m unsuitable for, to amuse themselves at my expense
Your bones will be disconnected ..haha that was the best. Nice quotes.
Your site has a nice feel…great work Chris.