What is going on with Michael?! My God, he gets uglier by the day! How could anyone not laugh when they’re standing next to him. And that nose! You could kill someone with that.
You know, when he was younger, he was a handsome man. Now he looks like some cross between a man and a woman. Scary.
I met Michael several years ago at the Mall of America in the store I was working at the time. He and his 3 bodyguards were out on the sales floor shopping, and it didn’t take long for the crowds in the rest of the mall to figure out what was going on. The bodyguards asked if we had someplace to hide Michael for awhile, so we took him to the back stockroom, while I was given the responsibilty of seeing that no one approached him.
Funny thing is, while everyone else looked at him and said “wow. it’s Michael Jackson”, I just looked at him and thought, “wow, this is Elvis Presley’s son-in-law”.
Anyway, his second trip to our store was less eventful, and it also was then that I realized that celebrities are no different to me than anyone else.
I met Michael Jackson a few times, and I had all I could do not to laugh, even though he was wearing a ski mask most of the time. Most of the laughter that I was trying to contain, was remembering all of the Michael Jackson jokes that were going through my head during my converstaion with him.