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Signs of a Dysfunctional Family

The top 9 indications your family may be dysfunctional:

9. Family discussions usually begin with, “Put the gun down.”
8. Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
7. New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
6. In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
5. Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
4. Holidays usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking a toaster
around the house.
3. Your mother and your preteen sister always fighting over the last
beer.
2. Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from
Penthouse Forum.
1. Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast
turkey.

Russ's gravatar Russ United States October 10, 2002

#9 is my favorite on the list. It made for a good visual.

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