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Funny MMO Clan/Toon Names

I used to play an MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online) called Darkfall. It’s geared more towards PvP (Player vs Player) combat, clan warfare and city sieges, and was some of the most fun I’ve ever had in any MMO I’ve tried over the years.

I got a little nostalgic today, so I started going through the political map of Agon, the world in the Darkfall MMO. While I was in there, I started checking out what clans were around and who was in them. Some of the names were hilarious, so I decided to write a few of them down for posterity. Some of these are only funny if you know the vernacular used in many of these games.

Funny/creative clan names:

Avengers of Vengeance
Bench Warmers
Billy’s Magic Mountain Venture
Clan Chowder
Cycles Nukes IRL
Goblin Preservation Society
Massive Zerg
Moms Against Video Game Violence
Not in a Clan
ParsleyIsNotAVegetable
Scare Bears
Shitty Shitty Clan Clan

Funny/clever toon names:

Fido theKittenSlinger (a wolf-like character)
Wisheye Wuzsingle
Sir Loin
Nono KillTheOtherGuyFirst
Not Available
Rigger Mortis
AFK Macroer
Jaba Wonkie
Spo oon
Silence IKeelYou
Anna Sassin (female toon)
iseriouslysmell horrible
Fem Bot
Captain Obvious
BetaRayBill DonkeyPuncherello
Tinas husband
Pewpew Pachew (as in laser guns, not excrement)
Alt FFour
Ten4 Goodbuddy